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Monday 29 April 2013

If only my rifle wasn't that far-off



What to do...what to do...

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Oh dear...



                              yep...looks like it is indeed going to be a short fight lol

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Thursday 12 July 2012

Joke: The Tale of Three Friends



Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial. 

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

... The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".

The King explained the trial to him. 

King: You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on  

           your face or you will be killed.

The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. 

The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The Ghanaian and American met in heaven... The Ghanaian man asked, "why did you laugh?, you almost got away with the trial"....then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming with Watermelons!!!



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Monday 18 June 2012

Teachers of Today!

These are some of the few tricks that teacher of today play while preventing their students from cheating.... That's a good one!