Guy Holds A Piranha and Uses it as a Scissors

This guy should probably win the Guinness World record for Bravest Man. In Cuyabeno Rainforest, Ecuador, this man was filmed holding the deadly fish. As it flaps its tail in an attempt to escape, he slowly lowers a twig into its mouth.

In return, the fish effortlessly slices through the stick with its sharp teeth. After chomping through the twig, it bites again... "Imagine if that was human flesh..."

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Matt Quinton, The Sun

Pool Me Maybe: Team USA's swimmers record road-trip version of Carly Rae Jepsen hit "Call Me Maybe"

American swimmers record pop video on the plane, on the coach and even underwater!

USA's Swim Team doing a spoof of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe'

This seems like their own way of letting down the pressure, since a lot is expected from them at the London 2012. Instead of using their flight to London and spare days before the Games simply to rest and prepare, America's swimmers have decided to have a bit of a laugh, too. During the past days, this team of young athletes recorded their own pop version of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe'. The recordings for their video were done on the flight, at the atheletes' village, and even underwater.

I'm sure its just for a little fun...

Courtesy:

Simon Head, The Mirror

Gargantuan Fish pulls a stunt

The world's largest fish appears to be a clever thief too. Conservation International recently posted a video showing a gargantuan whale shark stealing small fish that in a way is being stolen from it by commercial fishermen. The amazing footage, captured off Indonesia's Cenderawasih Bay, shows how the shark has learned to literally suck fish from small holes in a platform net.

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Joke: The Tale of Three Friends

A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial. 

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

... The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".

The King explained the trial to him. 

King: You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on  
           your face or you will be killed.

The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. 

The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The Ghanaian and American met in heaven... The Ghanaian man asked, "why did you laugh?, you almost got away with the trial"....then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming with Watermelons!!!


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Advantages of a Yearbook

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Man sits at the wrong spot

"Watch where you sit!"

I wish he heard that earlier.

What an Imagination....

How is this guy going to concentrate at work if he has such thoughts before work?!?!